But living with us will give Sansa Fuze the firm grounding it needs to grow into the multimedia player we know it can be. You can still listen to and watch its multimedia files every other weekend. So yes, Steve and I want Sansa Fuze to come live with us full-time. Have the Sharpies scrambled your brain so badly that you can’t see our Sansa Fuze needs a loving, stable home? Have all those hacksaw shots to the head made it impossible for you to recognize Sansa Fuze’s gifts: the 8GB hard drive, the 1.9” color screen, the easy file-transfer? Those gifts need to be nurtured in a supportive environment, not left to rot in a big tin box next to a decommissioned lead smelter. I invited you here today because I thought – I hoped – you would listen to reason. Now which situation sounds like a better environment for our Sansa Fuze to grow up in? I’m sure any judge would agree. And I just marked five years teaching English For Our Future Overlords (EFOFO) at the community college, making some valuable Chinese business contacts. Meanwhile, Steve and I just bought a new three-bedroom house in a good school district.
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